Numma 2: "Facebook Will Save The World"

Who's gonna say it? I'm gonna say it. And about ten billion people agree with me buddy. Facebook will save the world. There's almost an air of embaressment or shame these days when a certain member of this race we call........"humans" admits to having a facebook page. Something along the corny lines of...

"Oh yeh ive got one of those stupid things"

or

"Oh yeah, heard about that shit, im really way to busy for it but i kind of have a facebook page thing going on yeh"

like fuck do you "KIND OF"..you LOVE THAT SHIT!!

Don't lie to me!!! Lie again i will smack you in the face, nose area, open palm, forward thrust strike. You lying PIG. Let me explain my outrage, my outburst and my anger, i will tell you why i am so passionate and angry at the same time with regards to this issue. It's because, quite simply. And i think im the first person to champion this, i mean really really proudly hold my hand up high and scream from the rooftops. Facebook will save the world.

Disagree? Gun to your head. This started for me got to be about a year or so back now i think. I heard about it sure. I was rocking the old Myspace as standard, and the Hi5, and the Friendster....and, the....Tagged...Facepic....and about 87 other profile sites, yeh ok sure. But Facebook was different, it was futuristic from the Get-Go.

The way you were constantly updated on whatever was happening with the person. Be it something as simple as they have changed one of their favorite films on their profile. Or information who they are now sleeping with...or...the relationship "status" changing. Come on, this is the shit! It's wicked. Myspace copied this updating with regular news idea after seeing Facebook do it. So i have recently CANCELLED my myspace account. Not the Dan The British one. One of my seven other Myspace profiles that is. I deleted it in protest of them copying!!!

I mean i'm steaming off here going on assuming you know what Facebook is right? You do of course actually know about Facebook though right? Let's assume for a second, just to be fair, you haven't heard of facebook ok?

So....

You haven't heard of Facebook??

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

Ok all you need to know is that it's the greatest creation known to man since the wheel. You set up a page about yourself, simple, thats it. Whack a few sexy pictures up there, posing in your pants like i do, that sort of thing. Just basically do the damn thing. Then you connect with your friends who have set up other pages about themselves!!!!!!!........!!!!!!.. ! !!!!!!!

The advantage of Facebook is that it's kind of the unwritten rule to register using your full name. Other profile sites normally a nickname is used for your profile display. "Sexmaster1965" or something similarly funny, sharp and witty. So to search for people past present or people you didn't know from adam, but once saw in the street and asked them their full name, is dead easy.

And the name Facebook is gathering steam, support more and more everday. There are currently, by the last count by me 800 billion people registered on Facebook. To be honest if you've got a computer and you use the internet, then you'll have a Facebook page, it's as bleedin simple as that luv. That's how it goes these days. Question is, do you fucking wanna be cool or not mate?

Recently on Facebook, i have come across many old friends. Some, are more than likely reading this Blog via my Facebook page. So i can't say too much, except for the fact that they were fit back then at school, but were too good for the nerd. But now i will get my revenge...with SEX!!!! Hmmm, not in the way THAT was worded though.

But i'm back in contact with a lot of girls i was previously too nerdy to speak to at school, i feel God Himself has given me a second chance with facebook. Perhaps a second chance at life... speaking of which, anyone heard of a online thing called Second Life? from what i'm hearing, it sounds like that was made for me.

To be honest i could go on for ever, the simple fact is, sure some people say using Facebook the government or the Men In Black have all your details and will use it to farm our brains like the vast human fields in the Matrix and conspiracy theory blah blah, details info. I've assesed this situation and looked into the possible intricacies of confusion, identity theft and government tracking that can come of displaying your details on a Facebook page...and here is my conclusion, in response, to that said information...

"bolloxs"

Get on Facebook, and get a life!!! I never had one before!!!! now i have 100 friends (by the time you read this...probably) It is the greatest thing since Childbirth. Serious...i mean you're on it already anyway right?? It's just the few oddballs and social rejects still yet to get with the motherfucking program. Hahah squares.

Just be careful though in case your boss is on there, setting your profile status name as "hungover from the weekend was fucking pissed" may not be the correct thing to do, at certain times.

Besides that, you not on Facebook? It's time to get your ass on there, and get yourself-a-lovin!!!